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var alerted_already;
var remark;
function theytyped(form) {
    for (j = 1; j<=remark.length && remark[j]!=form.myoutxt.value; j++){}
    if (j>remark.length)
	form.myoutxt.value = "Do not type here!";
    return false;
}
function touched_frog() {
    if (!alerted_already) {
	alert("HEY! LEAVE ME ALONE!");
	alerted_already = true;
    }
    return alerted_already;
}
function compute(form) {
    for (var i = 1; 
	 i<=remark.length && remark[i]!=form.myoutxt.value ;
	 i++){}
    if (i==remark.length)
	history.go(-2);
    if (i==remark.length-1)         
	alert("Dear Sir or Madam:"+
	      "\n\nIt has come to our attention that you have been harassing one of the buttons on the web.  "+
	      "Although most buttons are understanding about this type of thing (being repeatedly pressed), "+
	      "several buttons have decided to form a support group and have petitioned the webmaster for funds "+
	      "to provide a secure place for rest and relaxation.  Warning:"+
	      "\nCONTINUE AND YOUR BROWSER WILL BE CLOSED!\n\t - The Federation Of Oppressed & Abused Buttons");
    if (i<remark.length)
	form.myoutxt.value = remark[i+1];
    else 
	form.myoutxt.value = remark[1];
}
function initArray() {
    this.length = initArray.arguments.length;
    for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++)
        this[i+1] = initArray.arguments[i];
}
remark = new initArray(
    "Thanks!",
    "Once is enough!",
    "Are you deaf?", 
    "Go Away!  Go back to whatever you were doing!", 
    "SOMEBODY STOP THIS GUY!", 
    "Fesüphannallah!...",
    "I give up. Please stop.", 
    "I SAID PLEASE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!", 
    "Canım Kardeşim. Duymuyormusun beni? Lütfen bırak..",
    "O.K. I HEARD YOU!", 
    "This is NOT funny!", 
    "Son kez: Bak şimdi abimi çağırıyorum...",
    "I give up.", 
    "LAST WARNING! This is now a BACK BUTTON!");
alerted_already = false;